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Update 03/13/08 - Fic Update: Dianetics Another Day and Vacation

EXCEL HERE! Welcome to Heil Il Palazzo, the shrine to the secret ideological organization of ACROSS created and occasionally maintained by Uncreativity (self-insertionist Mary Sue codename: Ramada)! Be sure to hail Lord Il Palazzo before entering!

Enjoy your stay, and remember: the world is corrupt, the masses are ignorant, and Lord Il Palazzo is infallible even when he is being vague and--YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOT THE DINGOS! A DOG'S BARK IS WORSE THAN ITS BITE, BUT A DINGO CAN ONLY GNAW IN SILENCE!!

I, Koshi Rikudo, give absolutely no permission to Uncreativity to use my characters even in the most adoringly worshipping of fashions. If I spoke English, I would sue her for all she owns. Anyway, this site is created/maintained by UC in 2003-2008, and all non-official art (such as the chibis used all through the page) is drawn by her. Look! She even had the audacity to fake my stamp!